The Blocking Assignment Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Dinkins will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Rookie Dinkins gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Dinkins's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
72%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Dinkins scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.