The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Rookie Dinkins gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Dinkins is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Dinkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dinkins drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.