The Late Scratch Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Dinkins is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Dinkins catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Rookie Dinkins gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
77%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Dinkins, Dinkins, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.