The Snap Count Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Rookie Dinkins gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Dinkins gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Dinkins gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
79%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Dinkins scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.