The Late Scratch Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Dinkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Dinkins gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Dinkins will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
73%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dinkins's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.