The Mystery Tweak Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Dinkins stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Rookie Dinkins gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Dinkins sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
79%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dinkins drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.