The Snap Count Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Dinkins gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Dinkins gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Dinkins is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
86%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dinkins's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.