The Late Scratch Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Dinkins catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Dinkins's stadium. Only over Dinkins.
- Dinkins finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
85%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dinkins's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Christian McCaffrey
- Brock Bowers
- Trey McBride
- Colston Loveland
- Tyler Warren
- Brock Purdy
- Sam LaPorta
- Mike Evans
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- George Kittle
FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.