The Blocking Assignment Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Rookie Dinkins gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- A mysterious flag erases Dinkins's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Dinkins gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
77%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Dinkins scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.