The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Rookie Dinkins gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Dinkins lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Dinkins runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
92%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dinkins's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.