The Mystery Tweak Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Rookie Dinkins gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Dinkins sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Dinkins runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
74%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Dinkins, Dinkins, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.