The Invisible Route Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Dinkins stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Dinkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
- Rookie Dinkins gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
87%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dinkins drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.