The Phantom Flag Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Rookie Dinkins gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Dinkins gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Dinkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dinkins's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.