The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Dinkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Dinkins is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Dinkins scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
75%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Dinkins, Dinkins, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.