The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Dinkins is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Dinkins lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Rookie Dinkins gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
77%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dinkins's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.