The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Dinkins gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Rookie Dinkins gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Dinkins gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
73%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dinkins's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.