The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Dinkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Rookie Dinkins gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Dinkins has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
80%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dinkins, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.