The Blocking Assignment Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Dinkins has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Dinkins gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Dinkins gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
78%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dinkins's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.