The Blocking Assignment Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Dinkins lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Dinkins is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Dinkins will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
72%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Dinkins scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.