The Snap Count Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“The broadcast shows Dinkins on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Rookie Dinkins gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Dinkins gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
75%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Dinkins scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.