The Mystery Tweak Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“The QB looks at Shakir exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- A mysterious flag erases Shakir's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
84%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Shakir, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.