The Overthrow Hex of Kirk Cousins
Kirk Cousins · MIN · QB
“At 38, Cousins is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Cousins's week
- Cousins will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Cousins leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
78%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A used challenge flag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Cousins's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kirk Cousins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kirk Cousins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kirk Cousins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.