The Invisible Route Hex of Kyle Pitts Sr.
Kyle Pitts Sr. · ATL · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Pitts Sr.'s stadium. Only over Pitts Sr..” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Pitts Sr.'s week
- Pitts Sr. scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Pitts Sr. goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
78%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Pitts Sr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Pitts Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Pitts Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Pitts Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.