The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray is already "Doubtful" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Murray throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
91%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Murray's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.