The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray is already "Doubtful" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Murray slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
79%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- A used challenge flag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Murray's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.