The Sack Spiral Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray is already "Doubtful" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Murray gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
78%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Murray drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.