The Garbage-Time Hex of Kyren Williams
Kyren Williams · LAR · RB
“Williams gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Ref: "Number Williams, that's a flag." Williams: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
84%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Williams scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyren Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyren Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyren Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.