The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Kyren Williams
Kyren Williams · LAR · RB
“Coach says Williams is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Williams gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Williams's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyren Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyren Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyren Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.