The Phantom Flag Hex of Las Vegas Raiders
Las Vegas Raiders defense
“The Raiders defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Las Vegas Raiders defense's week
- The Raiders defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Raiders offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
91%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Raiders's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Brock Bowers
- Fernando Mendoza
- Mike Washington Jr.
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- Tre Tucker
- Jack Bech
- Matt Gay
- Carter Runyon
- Ian Thomas
- Deven Thompkins
- Michael Mayer
FAQ
How do I curse Las Vegas Raiders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Las Vegas Raiders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Las Vegas Raiders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.