The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- A mysterious flag erases Thompkins's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Thompkins gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
79%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Thompkins, Thompkins, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.