The Hamstring Hex of Jack Bech
Jack Bech · LV · WR
“Bech will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bech's week
- Ref: "Number Bech, that's a flag." Bech: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Bech goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
82%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bech drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jack Bech in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jack Bech is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jack Bech actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.