The Phantom Flag Hex of Las Vegas Raiders
Las Vegas Raiders defense
“The Raiders defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Las Vegas Raiders defense's week
- The Raiders defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Raiders defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
78%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Raiders drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Las Vegas Raiders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Las Vegas Raiders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Las Vegas Raiders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.