The Prevent Defense Hex of Las Vegas Raiders
Las Vegas Raiders defense
“The Raiders defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Las Vegas Raiders defense's week
- The Raiders defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Raiders defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
72%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Raiders drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Las Vegas Raiders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Las Vegas Raiders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Las Vegas Raiders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.