The Late Scratch Hex of Los Angeles Chargers
Los Angeles Chargers defense
“The Chargers defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Chargers defense's week
- The Chargers defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Chargers defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
88%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Chargers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Chargers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Chargers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Chargers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.