The Phantom Flag Hex of Los Angeles Chargers
Los Angeles Chargers defense
“The Chargers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Chargers defense's week
- The Chargers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Chargers defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
85%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Chargers, drop it, trip it, fall!
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Hex someone else
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- Cameron Dicker
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- Keaton Mitchell
- Tre' Harris
- Tejhaun Palmer
- Luke Grimm
- Houston Texans
FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Chargers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Chargers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Chargers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.