The Blown Coverage Hex of Los Angeles Chargers
Los Angeles Chargers defense
“The Chargers defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Chargers defense's week
- The Chargers defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Chargers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
77%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Chargers's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Chargers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Chargers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Chargers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.