The Phantom Flag Hex of Los Angeles Chargers
Los Angeles Chargers defense
“The Chargers defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Chargers defense's week
- The Chargers defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Chargers defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
84%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Chargers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Chargers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Chargers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Chargers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.