The Prevent Defense Hex of Los Angeles Chargers
Los Angeles Chargers defense
“The Chargers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Chargers defense's week
- The Chargers defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Chargers defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
86%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Chargers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Chargers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Chargers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Chargers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.