The Blown Coverage Hex of Los Angeles Chargers
Los Angeles Chargers defense
“The Chargers defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Chargers defense's week
- The Chargers offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Chargers defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
87%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
Incantation
Chargers, Chargers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Omarion Hampton
- Justin Herbert
- Ladd McConkey
- Oronde Gadsden
- Quentin Johnston
- Cameron Dicker
- Kimani Vidal
- Keaton Mitchell
- Tre' Harris
- Tejhaun Palmer
- Luke Grimm
- Houston Texans
FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Chargers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Chargers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Chargers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.