The Snap Count Hex of Los Angeles Chargers
Los Angeles Chargers defense
“The Chargers defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Chargers defense's week
- The Chargers defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Chargers defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
81%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Chargers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- Justin Herbert
- Ladd McConkey
- Oronde Gadsden
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- Cameron Dicker
- Kimani Vidal
- Keaton Mitchell
- Tre' Harris
- Tejhaun Palmer
- Luke Grimm
- Houston Texans
FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Chargers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Chargers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Chargers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.