The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Los Angeles Chargers
Los Angeles Chargers defense
“The Chargers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Chargers defense's week
- The Chargers defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Chargers defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
91%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Chargers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Chargers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Chargers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Chargers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.