The Prevent Defense Hex of Los Angeles Chargers
Los Angeles Chargers defense
“The Chargers defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Chargers defense's week
- The Chargers defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Chargers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
77%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Chargers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Chargers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Chargers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Chargers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.