The Bad Spot Hex of Los Angeles Chargers
Los Angeles Chargers defense
“The Chargers defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Chargers defense's week
- The Chargers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Chargers defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
74%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Chargers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Chargers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Chargers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Chargers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.