The Prevent Defense Hex of Los Angeles Chargers
Los Angeles Chargers defense
“The Chargers defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Chargers defense's week
- The Chargers defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Chargers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
74%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Chargers's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Chargers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Chargers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Chargers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.