The Phantom Flag Hex of Los Angeles Chargers
Los Angeles Chargers defense
“The Chargers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Chargers defense's week
- The Chargers offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Chargers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
84%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Chargers's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Chargers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Chargers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Chargers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.