The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Los Angeles Chargers
Los Angeles Chargers defense
“The Chargers defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Chargers defense's week
- The Chargers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Chargers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
92%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Chargers scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Chargers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Chargers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Chargers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.