The Hamstring Hex of Los Angeles Chargers
Los Angeles Chargers defense
“The Chargers defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Chargers defense's week
- The Chargers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Chargers defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Chargers scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Chargers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Chargers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Chargers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.