The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Los Angeles Chargers
Los Angeles Chargers defense
“The Chargers offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Chargers defense's week
- The Chargers defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Chargers defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
90%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Chargers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Chargers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Chargers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Chargers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.