The Late Scratch Hex of Los Angeles Chargers
Los Angeles Chargers defense
“The Chargers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Chargers defense's week
- The Chargers offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Chargers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
75%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Chargers, Chargers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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- Omarion Hampton
- Justin Herbert
- Ladd McConkey
- Oronde Gadsden
- Quentin Johnston
- Cameron Dicker
- Kimani Vidal
- Keaton Mitchell
- Tre' Harris
- Tejhaun Palmer
- Luke Grimm
- Houston Texans
FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Chargers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Chargers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Chargers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.