The Hamstring Hex of Los Angeles Chargers
Los Angeles Chargers defense
“The Chargers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Chargers defense's week
- The Chargers defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Chargers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
88%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Chargers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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- Justin Herbert
- Ladd McConkey
- Oronde Gadsden
- Quentin Johnston
- Cameron Dicker
- Kimani Vidal
- Keaton Mitchell
- Tre' Harris
- Tejhaun Palmer
- Luke Grimm
- Houston Texans
FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Chargers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Chargers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Chargers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.